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  1. alecshao:

    Rebecca Beardmore

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    so…. this happened.

  3. my husband is away for the night! let’s drink, smoke, and jump up and down!
  4. italian homework!

    l’autobiografia di kittie!
    nato a Memphis il 11 settembre 1989
    canzone preferita - Elvis - love me tender, Gladys Knight and the pips - midnight train to georgia
    film preferito - gone with the wind, mahattan, 21 grams, american beauty
    odore preferito - Lola by marc jacobs
    bevanda preferita - Black Russian
    animale preferito - CATS
    scrittori preferiti - Faulkner, Frank O’Hara, Dave Eggers
    cibo preferito - vegetable vindaloo
    Attrice preferita - Diane Keaton
    studiare - theatre and kind of poetry
    leggendo - i was told there’d be cake by sloane crosley

  5. so part of this whole “being abroad” thing is about, i guess, “trying new things” and “self-discovery” and “new hobbies.” well, my extensive list of new hobbies  (buying things, blogging, pushing disabled children into the arno)  has an addition, which conveniently also comes in the form of a new bff. meet david paul. (actually i have no idea what his name is, but i’ve landed on david paul because i feel like it’s a name that would only belong to an upstanding gentleman who probably wins good citizen awards, cleans up interstates, and at one point was an eagle scout and met the president). ANYWAY, on school nights when homework is done, david paul teaches me the thriller dance. it’s very sensual. i’m getting quite good and i perform it for the cats (who, after i master the dance will learn a feline version of it, and we will then become a band of woman and cat and david paul who will unite possibly on cbs or some other major network channel and perform it for my all of mankind as it will also be broadcast in over 70 countries plus in american sign language). this is all going to happen, friends.

  6. ‎(902): If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.

  7. this morning we took a tour of the medici family’s secret corridor to the uffizi palace. basically it’s just this long hallway/bridge over the arno - it’s quite large and very visible so i’m a little unclear why it’s “secret” but wutevs. there’s now a lot of art there, so abby, hannon, and i played Gay or Straight (Questionable/Bi/Repressed) with the old men in the portraits. there were many disagreements and discrepancies, and i’m not sure if our history and anthropology (nearly spelled anthropology as anthropologie - i know what that means) professor was exactly pleased. oh well. (above - straight, gay, repressed)

  8. Chianti this weekend. WhaT UP wine tastings?

  9. i have a thing for sting… no, i actually do… i-i have a thing for sting.
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  11. if i met a real fairy in real life, she would have hair just like you.